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Adventures of Ray Hogan

A Glance To The Past
Time for an update I think. I spent the best part of 5 minutes this morning trying to figure out what I could update this with, so I decided that I'd let you in on a story in my life that happened when I was 16 years old.

Summer had come and gone, School had just started, the work was piling on and the days were shorter; quite a miserable September. I started to withdraw slightly. I intentionally hung around with the wrong crowd, we'd drink, smoke and loiter where loitering was forbidden. Real hardcore stuff.

The quality of my school work dropped significantly but no one seemed to care. The teachers didn't show much interest and my class mates were enjoying the new rebellious Ray that would disrupt the class in comical fashion.

When the weekend came I'd throw on some gladrags, persuade a drunk to buy me alcohol from the offy and proceed to get blitzed in the local wooded area.

My life was quickly spiraling out of control.

However this all changed come January. A new girl had started school that term and was placed in our class. I was immediately taken with her. She was beautiful, smart and witty. After being placed together in one of our classes we instantly hit it off. My days were now spent showing her about, taking her to lunch and in general just making her feel welcome.

I had stopped smoking as she didn't like it, my alcohol consumption was virtually non-existant and my grades were slowly climbing the ladder of acceptable. Things were really awesome.

But things changed.

One day during a break we were walking through one of the School's corridors when someone shouted out that they wanted to suck on her flappy cunt. I was outraged and had to defend her honour. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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