Little Rant
Boredom has struck me like a wang to a whore's mouth.
Now I'm angry. Let me rant.
Subject of today will be lecturers. Let me tell you about one of mine. For the sake of this entry, lets call him 'Gimpy McGimp' who teaches 'Shite'.
Okay, so through some magical power Mr. McGimp somehow managed to obtain a Masters Degree and got himself a job teaching Shite.
Now, Shite, from a distance looks like a pretty interesting subject. I went in with high expectations.
I still think it would be a good subject if it wasn't taught by a total wanker.
Ok, now let me walk you through a typical class.
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The class enter and take their seats.
Fifthteen minutes pass
*enter Gimpy McGimp
Gimpy: Okay, here's some notes.
*Gimpy throws notes all around the room;left right and centre. (notes galore!)
Gimpy: Okay, now I'm going to write a whole pile of shit on the board in an unreadable font size and also at quite fucked up angle.
*Gimpy proceeds to write on the board. The class stare at each other, full of rage and probably hunger.
Student: Gimpy, what's that word.
Gimpy: Which word?
Student: Third line, second word.
Gimpy: 'Conjunction'?
Student: No, beside 'Conjunction'.
Gimpy: 'in'?
Student: No, the other side.
Gimpy: Refer to your notes.
*Gimpy goes back to writing.
*40 minutes pass. Gimpy decides to set us some questions.
Student: Gimpy, how do you answer the first question?
*The colour from Gimpy's face drains. He looks scared. He never anticipated questions. He reaches at his phone. He wonders why it never rings when he is in trouble of letting the class know that he is a total ballbag. His bottom lip quivers slightly. Several long seconds pass before he answers.
Gimpy: Err, refer to your notes.
Student: What time is it, Sir?
Gimpy: It's in your notes.
Student: What's the craic?
Gimpy: It's in your notes.
His notes are quite bulky. I reckon with enough force I could beat him so hard with them that he'd bleed from the ass.
This is how every class has been since September. A Student uprising is well over due.
Viva le resistance.
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Now I'm angry. Let me rant.
Subject of today will be lecturers. Let me tell you about one of mine. For the sake of this entry, lets call him 'Gimpy McGimp' who teaches 'Shite'.
Okay, so through some magical power Mr. McGimp somehow managed to obtain a Masters Degree and got himself a job teaching Shite.
Now, Shite, from a distance looks like a pretty interesting subject. I went in with high expectations.
I still think it would be a good subject if it wasn't taught by a total wanker.
Ok, now let me walk you through a typical class.
--------
The class enter and take their seats.
Fifthteen minutes pass
*enter Gimpy McGimp
Gimpy: Okay, here's some notes.
*Gimpy throws notes all around the room;left right and centre. (notes galore!)
Gimpy: Okay, now I'm going to write a whole pile of shit on the board in an unreadable font size and also at quite fucked up angle.
*Gimpy proceeds to write on the board. The class stare at each other, full of rage and probably hunger.
Student: Gimpy, what's that word.
Gimpy: Which word?
Student: Third line, second word.
Gimpy: 'Conjunction'?
Student: No, beside 'Conjunction'.
Gimpy: 'in'?
Student: No, the other side.
Gimpy: Refer to your notes.
*Gimpy goes back to writing.
*40 minutes pass. Gimpy decides to set us some questions.
Student: Gimpy, how do you answer the first question?
*The colour from Gimpy's face drains. He looks scared. He never anticipated questions. He reaches at his phone. He wonders why it never rings when he is in trouble of letting the class know that he is a total ballbag. His bottom lip quivers slightly. Several long seconds pass before he answers.
Gimpy: Err, refer to your notes.
Student: What time is it, Sir?
Gimpy: It's in your notes.
Student: What's the craic?
Gimpy: It's in your notes.
His notes are quite bulky. I reckon with enough force I could beat him so hard with them that he'd bleed from the ass.
This is how every class has been since September. A Student uprising is well over due.
Viva le resistance.
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