Battle of the shoe
Ah yes. It was a Wednesday morning. The time: 12:30. Simon's class.
We all walk in, rubbing our hands eagarly in anticipation of the class ahead.
"I can't wait to learn more about colours, and how they don't exist and how we have to beat our mammy's for telling us otherwise" stated one Dariaus Stewart upon entry.
We scan for empty seats and make a dash for the back row.
Oh, ballocks. No seats left. Well. One seat left.
I slowly take my seat beside Damien kearney. :(
A few minutes into the class Damien has to part. He leaves the room dancing to a crude song of Madonna's.
30 minutes later, no sign of Damien. In fear that someone might have lured him away with 'sweeties' the lecturer (Simple Simon) goes in search.
Then the fight breaks out: Daryl "Gimme the picture" Conneely VS Donegal.
Shane bravely plunges in with a strong headlock. Paddy looks on and decides his plan of attack.
But the fight turns nasty, and Paddy is failing in his attempts. But he has an idea...
This approached works. Using his new found powers of invisibility Paddy was able to round-house kick Daryl and remove his shoe.
Defeated and broken, Daryl returns home to Roscommon, where we never see him again (muwhhaha, we didnt get that lucky).
Smiles all 'round.
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We all walk in, rubbing our hands eagarly in anticipation of the class ahead.
"I can't wait to learn more about colours, and how they don't exist and how we have to beat our mammy's for telling us otherwise" stated one Dariaus Stewart upon entry.
We scan for empty seats and make a dash for the back row.
Oh, ballocks. No seats left. Well. One seat left.
I slowly take my seat beside Damien kearney. :(
A few minutes into the class Damien has to part. He leaves the room dancing to a crude song of Madonna's.
30 minutes later, no sign of Damien. In fear that someone might have lured him away with 'sweeties' the lecturer (Simple Simon) goes in search.
Then the fight breaks out: Daryl "Gimme the picture" Conneely VS Donegal.
Shane bravely plunges in with a strong headlock. Paddy looks on and decides his plan of attack.
But the fight turns nasty, and Paddy is failing in his attempts. But he has an idea...
This approached works. Using his new found powers of invisibility Paddy was able to round-house kick Daryl and remove his shoe.
Defeated and broken, Daryl returns home to Roscommon, where we never see him again (muwhhaha, we didnt get that lucky).
Smiles all 'round.
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