A brief look into the future
How They All Became Rich
So today we're going to take a trip into the future. Yes. The future. Why? WHY!? Why to see how they all became rich. That is why.
Dariaus Stewart
Dariaus Stewart became the first man to make love to his harddrive. Although this act alone didn't land him fame and fortune, no, what led this man to his riches happened 9 months later when his Harddrive gave birth to some questionable looking babies. (Those babies grew up to be a Pop-band sensation hitting in at over 40 No.1's). He made well over a thousand TV appearences and hundreds of Radio shows. His website (www.harddrive-override.com) registers well over a million hits a day. His book "I like sex -- kinda " has overtaken the Bible in sales.
Dariaus' hasn't made a public appearance in well over two years now. It is rumoured that he now lives in the moutains with his 6 wives, 20 children and his mother.
Declan Sharkey
Declan Sharkey is the founder of Did you know? Inc,. A company which tells you stuff you don't know. It has over 2,000 outlets in 120 countries. 65% of the revenue is earned in the United States as they don't know much at all.
Patrick Mc Art
Patrick (known to his friends as Paddy) is the head of the U.N. He enjoys long walks on the beach, shagging the wives of government officials and driving in his Astra.
Shane O'Donnell
Shane spent a lengthy spell in prison for a crime he tried to commit but failed. After he paid his debt to society he launched a Singing career which also failed. He then successfully killed Daryl Conneely and went back to prison.
Richard McGowan
Richardage wonage theage euro-millions... age. He thenage went onage to getage lots of sexage. He died of Aids in 2054. RIP.
Daryl Conneely
Daryl never lost his virginity. He was shot dead by Shane O'Donnell. On the 3rd day he rose again according to the scriptures. He then sat a Java exam and tried to get some sex, he failed on both accounts. He then went back to being dead.
Ray Hogan
Ray Hogan returned to earth in 2013. He sold his website for €50,000,000. He now lives in Tokyo and fucks 23 asian girls a day. They all love him long time.
Hugh O’Donnell
In and around the year 2034 Hugh O’Donnell turned black. He smoked some ballas along with some shit, he fucked some ho’s and rapped like a gangsta’ until he was paid a generous sum to shut the fuck up and sit down. He sat down a wealthy man.
Damien Kearney
Damien downloaded the whole of the internet via his rapidshare account. He then held it ransom to the world for a 12 figure sum. He was assassinated by a camper with the automatic sniper rifle. *BOOM!* HEADSHOT! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CAMPING BASTARD!
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So today we're going to take a trip into the future. Yes. The future. Why? WHY!? Why to see how they all became rich. That is why.
Dariaus Stewart
Dariaus Stewart became the first man to make love to his harddrive. Although this act alone didn't land him fame and fortune, no, what led this man to his riches happened 9 months later when his Harddrive gave birth to some questionable looking babies. (Those babies grew up to be a Pop-band sensation hitting in at over 40 No.1's). He made well over a thousand TV appearences and hundreds of Radio shows. His website (www.harddrive-override.com) registers well over a million hits a day. His book "I like sex -- kinda " has overtaken the Bible in sales.
Dariaus' hasn't made a public appearance in well over two years now. It is rumoured that he now lives in the moutains with his 6 wives, 20 children and his mother.
Declan Sharkey
Declan Sharkey is the founder of Did you know? Inc,. A company which tells you stuff you don't know. It has over 2,000 outlets in 120 countries. 65% of the revenue is earned in the United States as they don't know much at all.
Patrick Mc Art
Patrick (known to his friends as Paddy) is the head of the U.N. He enjoys long walks on the beach, shagging the wives of government officials and driving in his Astra.
Shane O'Donnell
Shane spent a lengthy spell in prison for a crime he tried to commit but failed. After he paid his debt to society he launched a Singing career which also failed. He then successfully killed Daryl Conneely and went back to prison.
Richard McGowan
Richardage wonage theage euro-millions... age. He thenage went onage to getage lots of sexage. He died of Aids in 2054. RIP.
Daryl Conneely
Daryl never lost his virginity. He was shot dead by Shane O'Donnell. On the 3rd day he rose again according to the scriptures. He then sat a Java exam and tried to get some sex, he failed on both accounts. He then went back to being dead.
Ray Hogan
Ray Hogan returned to earth in 2013. He sold his website for €50,000,000. He now lives in Tokyo and fucks 23 asian girls a day. They all love him long time.
Hugh O’Donnell
In and around the year 2034 Hugh O’Donnell turned black. He smoked some ballas along with some shit, he fucked some ho’s and rapped like a gangsta’ until he was paid a generous sum to shut the fuck up and sit down. He sat down a wealthy man.
Damien Kearney
Damien downloaded the whole of the internet via his rapidshare account. He then held it ransom to the world for a 12 figure sum. He was assassinated by a camper with the automatic sniper rifle. *BOOM!* HEADSHOT! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CAMPING BASTARD!
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